Xmas Traditions Across the Earth

From Icelandic book floods and Japanese families eating KFC to entire Peruvian villages staging single combat events, different cultures have their own offbeat and even bewildering holiday traditions 

‘Tis the season to talk about Christmas traditions throughout the world.

For years, people have embraced the so-called fictional holiday, Festivus. The holiday was first mentioned in an episode of Seinfeld. Personally, I never liked the show—I found all the characters highly annoying and unlikeable–but I did find the idea of Festivus amusing. Reportedly, a Seinfeld staff writer’s family had been celebrating Festivus since 1966; Dan O’Keefe’s father Daniel had the holiday as an anniversary celebration of his first date with future wife and Dan’s mother, Deborah. As detailed in the December 23, 1997, episode, “The Strike,” there are the “airing of grievances,” that happens during dinner: Yes, each person present describes how others have disappointed them over the past year. Afterwards, “feats of strength” ensue, including and in which each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed them over the past year. After the meal, the “feats of strength” ensue, including wrestling with the head of the household to the floor . . . and if and when they’re pinned, the holiday concludes.

According to O’Keefe, there was never a Festivus Pole.

Since then, throughout the world, yes, Festivus has been celebrated on Dec. 23.

However, for many years, a similar holiday tradition has been celebrated in Chumbivilcas, a Peruvian province in the Cusco Region. It’s called Takanakuy—in regional language Quechua, it means “when the blood is boiling” or “to hit each other,” depending on the source.

On Christmas Day, communities throughout Latin America typically hold large public celebrations, with people in colorful costumes, lots of food, drink, music and dancing. In communities throughout the Cusco Region, however, celebrants flock to the local sporting arenas or public squares for Takanakuy and watch as people of all ages, kids to the elderly, men and women alike, engage in fist fights.

Yes.

Single combat.

Takanakuy is how grievances that people have had with one another over the past year. Be they personal matters or civil disputes, two people slug it out after calling one another out by name. The victor is decided by knockout or intervention by an official. According to tradition, Takanakuy is how people settle conflicts and resolve to spend the new year living peacefully with one another, strengthening community and even familial bonds.

Until more grievances arise.

The Philippines has the highest population of Catholics in the world. At midnight Sept. 1, radio stations start playing Christmas music, lights and decorations appearing everywhere. The city of San Fernando, known as the “Christmas Capital of the Philippines,” hosts Ligligan Parul Sampernandu, the Giant Lantern Festival. Surrounding villages compete against one another as they build large, elaborate lanterns; Japanese origami paper was originally used but now more modern materials are used and the lanterns with their kaleidoscope patterns are lit up by lightbulbs rather than candles.

Some lanterns can be nearly 20 feet in diameter.

In Japan, Christmas isn’t a national holiday but some still observe it . . . and eating chicken, Kentucky Fried Chicken in particular. Back in 1974, some savvy salaryman came up with a marketing campaign called “Kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii” or “Kentucky for Christmas.” Ever since then, Kurisumasu ni wa kentakkii has proven to be extremely popular in Japan. How popular? Well, KFC restaurants start taking advance orders for holiday meals as far back in September or October or it’s a two- or three-hour long lines of people wanting their Christmas chicken meal. Employees also dress as Santa Claus too.

Iceland has a number of Christmas traditions. A small nation yet one with one of the highest literacy rates, there’s the Jólabókaflóðið—the Christmas Book Flood. On Christmas Eve, books—the most popular holiday gift in Iceland—are exchanged and people stay up all night, reading their new books and drinking hot chocolate.

And while most countries observe the 12 Days of Christmas, Iceland has thirteen. Each night leading up to Christmas, the thirteen Yule Lads make their rounds as kids place one shoe in their bedroom window. Good kids get candy and the bad ones get rotten, stinking potatoes. The Yule Lads are elf-like creatures and were once depicted as being malevolent at times. Over the years, they’ve become more mischievous.

Their mother Grýla, however, is a horrific ogress living in the mountains. She’s always on the prowl around Christmas, searching for naughty children to throw in her cauldron of boiling hot water.

Icelandic folklore also has a large black cat that prowls the country on Christmas Eve–Festivus,everyone must get new clothes and if not, the Christmas Cat will kill and eat them.

Be thankful for those new socks or ties, okay?

In Barbados at Christmastime, people eat Jug: Influenced by Scottish immigrants, it’s a dish that combines salted meat, pigeon peas, guinea corn flour and herbs. Glazed ham and rum also round out holiday meals.

Going back to pagan beliefs, on Christmas Eve, Norwegians hide all the household brooms in closets, in the fear that evil witches will take them and fly about all night.

That said, in parts of Italy, a good witch named Belfana travels about, leaving gifts and candy for kids.

Instead of candy, kids in South Africa snack on delicious fried caterpillars. Seriously.

If you’re ever in Caracas, Venezuela during Christmastime, be prepared to see people wearing roller blades; skating to church services is so common that officials keep vehicles off the roads.

For years now, people have Christmas dinner at Chinese restaurants. Over a century ago, Jewish immigrants could dine out on Christmas because everything was shutdown. Save for Chinese restaurants. By the late 19th Century, Jewish and Chinese immigrants often lived close to one another, so, proximity was a factor. Another was that the Chinese didn’t adhere to antisemitic views held by other European immigrants or Americans. They felt safe there.

As New York restauranter Michael Tong said in a 2003 New York Times interview:

“Welcome to the conundrum that is Christmas New York style: While most restaurants close for the holiday, or in a few cases, stay open and serve a prix fixe meal laden with froufrou, thousands of diners, most of them Jewish, are faced with a dilemma. There's nothing to celebrate at home and no place to eat out, at least if they want a regular dinner. That leaves Chinese restaurants . . . .”

When the film A Christmas Story was released in November 1983, the practice of having Chinese food for a holiday meal gained more popularity overnight.

A Smith family Xmas Eve traditon was Granny serving both chili and oyster stew. It's been years since I've had that. That said, I have my own Xmas tradition: Chinese buffet lunch. Every year, it's domething I look forward to.

Happy Holidays!

Be seeing you.

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Stranger Things and the Ballad of Yellow Echo

 

The Yellow Echo story goes like this:

He Had No Mouth. Just Eyes and the Smell of Static.

In spring 1962, teachers at a small Wyoming school uncovered a chilling mystery. Some 37 children from different grades, who barely spoke to each other, had all drawn the same eerie figure during art class—a tall man. No mouth, only hollow eyes and something in his hand: A cord made of hair.

They called him “Yellow Echo.” The children whispered that he only appeared when it rained, that he whispered through TVs and revealed secrets they shouldn’t know—like where a teacher kept his gun.

Two weeks later, that teacher disappeared, along with every single drawing. The only thing left behind was a tape recorder, still running, capturing a child's whisper:

“We didn’t draw him. We remembered him.”

Ever since Season 5’s Volume 1 of Stranger Things, there’s been a lot of speculation about Vecna’s latest incarnation, Mr. Whatsit, and how did Matt and Ross Duffer come up with idea. Now, Madeleine L’Engle’s A Wrinkle in Time features a character named Mrs. Whatsit and Holly Wheeler is seen reading the classic novel. It’s easy to see that Vecna tapped into Holly’s mind and became Mr. Whatsit.

However, as we all know, social media abhors factual explanations.

And, ever so easily, the legend of Yellow Echo was born.

Yellow Echo is now haunting social media’s digital backwaters and thousands have been sharing or reposting the story all over the Interwebs—and like that classic Telephone Game—there’ve been the inevitable embellishments. At its core, it’s a damn fine chilling tale of thirty-seven children, all of whom attending school in a nameless Wyoming mining town, and it’s noted that none of the kids allegedly know one another.

Which could happen in a small town circa 1962 . . . but I had red flags.

So, as the story goes, the Duffer Brothers found this intriguing story about thirty-seven students drawing the same image:

The charcoal sketches, executed with unnerving precision even by the youngest students, depicted a gaunt, elongated figure with skin like yellowed parchment. Where a mouth should have been, only smooth, taut skin stretched between hollow cheekbones. Its eyes—or rather the absence of them—were perfect obsidian voids that seemed to drink in light. A braided cord of human hair dangled from a skeletal thin hand. The children, when questioned separately by the school’s increasingly disturbed principal, insisted with eerie unanimity that the being they called “Yellow Echo” manifested only during rainstorms, pressing its lipless face against bedroom windows or hanging in the shadows, while whispering secrets and other things through television static.

The Yellow Echo entity allegedly revealed the location of a teacher’s revolver, hidden beneath the floorboards of his classroom closet or elsewhere in the classroom. Two weeks later, this teacher vanished without trace, as did every single drawing. At some point, authorities found nothing except a single reel-to-reel recording that has a child’s voice, barely audible above the tape hiss:

“We didn't draw him. We remembered him from before we were born.”

You must admit it’s a very creepy, unsettling story.

However, that’s what it is: A story, one worthy of Creepypasta; like Slender Man or Black-Eyed Kids, it’s just a creation of someone’s imagination and it never happened. Even researching known urban legends, Yellow Echo doesn’t exist—but I’m still looking. There are no news articles of something like this ever happening and the Wyoming mining town is never mentioned.

Plus, the Duffer Brothers never said Mr. Whatsit was based on some urban legend or Creepypasta.

So, if you come across the Yellow Echo story on Facebook or another social media platform . . . now you know the rest of the story.

That said, I’m looking forward to Volume 2’s debut on Xmas Day.

It’s going to be epic.