You Are Who You Wear EyeDent Advert

Hate being apart from your lover? Your dear old grandparent? Your favorite child?

 Thanks to You Are Who You Wear^TM, you can go anywhere and your loved ones will always be with you.

 Well, thanks to URWUW^TM  and its patented dermal replication sequencers, bring in your significant other’s consensually acquired DNA sample and within 24 hours, you can be wearing a brand-new leather jacket fashioned from their cloned skin. Jackets. Pants. Footwear.

 You can even request unique, custom-made items such as whips and other high-quality adult toys and accessories at your discretion. Absolute confidentiality and customer satisfaction are guaranteed.

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Love is always close by with You Are Who You Wear^TM.